Yep, you've read that right. Honestly, idk why I did that or if I can even call this "art" per se, but who cares? This is my website and I can do whatever I want with it. WHAT? Me? getting a god complex? no, you are the one getting a god complex here, not me!
Anyways... I was recently looking for a new phone cover, because my current one is nearly falling apart (Thank you rugged phone cases for withstanding ~5 years despite me fondling you constantly.)
So after countless scrolling, I came upon a huge amount of phone covers with designs where you can only ask yourself: "Why the hell would you want that"
But then I remembered: "Faye, did you forget that there are people who are different than you?" And yes, I guess I did. So I imagined what stereotypes would fit to which phone cover; And from that I somehow arrived at writing it more like class guides
WARNING
The following descriptions contain some stereotypes.
People in the real world are always more nuanced, so please take this
lightly
The first phone cover is actually a nice gift idea for a stereotypical edgy teen boy or for a skull tomboy (who might or might not turn out to be transmasc in the future) if you look closely at the design, you also see that the skull is made out of slowly melting ice, which means that the previously named stereotypes might have the "eco 'terrorist'"-subclass
to the next one! Again I can see two potential target groups. The first one is of course the "silly dad" (or other classes with the "silly"-prefix, but they need have at least some affinity with the dad-type classes). I don't think I need any further explanations why that cover applies to them. But for the second group, I'll probably need some explanations. I think it's perfect for the "cop"-stereotype. "But why tho, Faye?" you probably ask; Well, you just have to connect the three dots:
Of course it would be better for the "cop"-class if the dog were baring it's teeth, but we don't want to make them too op, do we?
While it got slightly nerfed during 2020 until recently (2024), the "Patriotic Idiot (USA)"-class is once again the meta. Since it's release, this phone cover is still one of the best in class. Even though there are some speculations, that it'll get powercrept by the new flag after either the USA annexes Greenland/Canada or some states declare their independence.
okay so as long as you aren't a newbie, you know that the "christianity"-class has received special love by the devs since shortly after its creation ~2000 years ago, making it also pretty op similar to the "cop"-class. In regards to the other religion-type classes itcs wild that "christianism" already got 3 phone covers, while the others received a total of 0...
And that's why I'll describe each one only shortly (they had enough screen time already, y'know?)
anyways, looking at the last one, we can clearly recognize the crucifixation of Jesus Christ. One of the most important fictions of the christianity lore. It symbolizes the sacrifice of Jesus to redeem his followers from their sins. This is, of course, pretty useful/op for builds that accumulate sin pretty fast (like the "christian-conservatist" which is currently meta)
INFO
I haven't done the next 2 descriptions, because I wasn't
struck by inspirations yet. Please be patient.
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